PS: Uh oh, Mister Salieri's awake
AS: Yes , I am, you big twerp and with anger I shake
PS: And it looks like he heard what I said.
AS: Yes, I did, you big nitwit, and up I am fed
PS: You are full of unseemly self love
AS: Taste prevents me from saying what you are full of
PS: How do you do?
AS: Sir, who are you?
PS: I'm a stranger and strange are my ways.
Sir here's my card.
AS: "Peter Schlafer, a writer of plays"
PS: Now watch your tongue.
AS: I've just begun
BOTH: Lost between us there is no love
PS: Tell me, Lord, what awful whim made you make a turkey like him?
AS: Tell me what unholy mood, made you make this ornery dude?
Well you think you're quite a whiz!
PS: I just tell it like it is
AS: Why, oh Lord, please tell me why, did you make this loathsome guy?
Well you think you're pretty hot
PS: Can you truly say I'm not? Tell me Lord what was your plan, making this meshugenuh man?